I do not like bugs.
Let me tell you why.
Reason 1: There was this time I was taking the trash out and a bug flew in my mouth and down my throat before I had time to react, and then I spent the next 24 hours wishing I could cut my head off.
Reason 2: There was another time I accidentally bought bad strawberries and came home from work the next day to find almost 50 flies in my house. I don’t even know where they all came from, but it was definitely gross as I wandered around my house with the vacuum hose trying to catch as many as possible.
Reason 3: Five years ago I went through a corn maze and ended up with so many bug bites I had to go to the urgent care – and now have a supply of prescription grade anti-itch ointment, because bugs don’t like me either.
I think bugs are a necessary evil
Thanks for reading my short essay on bugs. How do you feel about bugs? Let me know in the comments below!